The Great Snow Man

A few years ago there lived a lover by the name of Jimmy Jones Who really snowed the girls and left them cold And gained the title of the 'Great Snowman' I remember the day when the snow melted away And the Great Snowman was wed He said 'yes I do' and little Linda said it, too And the Great Snowman was wed Now, Jimmy Jones was the snowman's name He put all the other local lovers to shame He had good looks and a big fine car And he went around breaking all the girlies' hearts Until one day the Great Snowman found Linda Lou started melting him down He bought the ring and they set the day And the Great Snowman started melting away I remember the day when the snow melted away And the Great Snowman was wed He said 'yes I do' and little Linda said it, too And the Great Snowman was wed Now the Great Snowman and his loving spouse Lived in the little subdivision house They've got six kids and his mother in law And expecting another kiddie in the fall His old Cadillac needs a paint retouched It's full of baby diapers and bottles and such The Great Snowman has outgrown All his flashy catty clothes I remember the day when the snow melted away And the Great Snowman was wed He said 'yes I do' and little Linda said it, too And the Great Snowman was wed