I Always, Always, Never Get My Man

Once I wooed a Swede named Bjorn Had his maid bring tea each morn Turns out horny Bjorn He loved servant porn And poof went my plan I am beautiful and clever And I always, always never get my man There was Tex who traded stocks Hired a girl to darn his socks And when Texy's socks Lead to sexy talks I was out on my can Give my all to each endeavor And I always, always never get my man Fell in love with Cole's 1930 rolls Dreamed that I would be his bride But when his chauffeur turned out be a her They both took me for a ride Seems I'll never end this curse 'Cause now my doctor has this nurse And what's worse the nurse wants me to disperse Like dust from a fan So I hope you've had your fun But the fact is, girl, you're done 'Cause this time, hon Oh, this time, hon Yeah, this time, hon I am gonna, gonna get my man