Christmas Kinda Sucks

This Christmas kinda sucks This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I Can't smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried I hate this winter theme, it's 38 degrees A bump's the only snow I'll ever see Warming my soul with a cold stripping on the North Pole Maybe I'm just a little too old Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white and My gingerbread house is on fire So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks This Christmas kinda sucks My parents hate their exes, so I split between addresses Avoiding conversations with the last progressive Now I hate to complain, but it's just another day I'd rather take a brandy than a candy cane Warming my soul with a cold stripping on the North Pole Maybe I'm just a little too old Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white and My gingerbread house is on fire So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks