We Put the Spring in Springfield

You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in Our maison-derriere We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake We put the 'Spring' in Springfield We're the lace on the night gown, the point after touchdown Yes we put the Spring in Springfield We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad! The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguini Yes, we keep the- in Springfield We remember our first visit, the service was exquisite Why Joseph, I had no idea Come on now, you were working here! Without we'd have had no fun since March of 1961 To shut them down now would be twisted! We just heard this place existed! We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu So don't take the, we won't take the- Yes, let's keep the- in Springfield!