The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest
A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist
But the Witcher was quite reluctant, the story had a twist
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon, not a man with temples gray, oh
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truth broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair
Oh, the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
We're just fools
