What Is She Wearing

If I've told you once, I've told you twice I do not like If I've told you once' I've told you twice I do not like If I've told you once' I've told you twice I do not like Okay Sometimes people do not open doors for me And I think to myself' 'this is not so nice' Sometimes I'm walking down the road and people open their car doors And I think, 'that's not so nice' Sometimes I step in chewing gum And I think to myself, 'that's not so nice' Sometimes I have to take the bins out And I live alone and that is not nice That's not that nice Sometimes I go to fancy restaurants And there's dirt on the fork' that is not nice Sometimes I like to go shopping for food But there's no bags in my pockets So I have to pay five pence for a plastic bag I don't want And that is not nice Sometimes I put on a jumper to go outside And I think to myself, 'the t-shirt I'm wearing is not so nice' And then the sun comes out And I have to take off my jumper And it makes me feel sad because like I previously stated My t-shirt's not nice So I'm walking through the village with a terrible t-shirt on And I can hear all my neighbours telling each other, 'that's not that nice' Well' it's not my fault The weather played a cruel trick on me And now I'm here Oh no, what is she wearing? She's coming out dressed like a stupid girl Oh no, why is she wearing A t-shirt that looks like she's stupid? Oh no, what is she wearing? She's come out the house without any shoes Oh no, what is she doing? She's walking around with a Why doesn't she ever brush her hair? Why doesn't she ever wear any shoes? Why does her hair look like a mess? Why does she never wear any shoes? Well I don't know why and I could never ask her Sometimes I think I could go up to her and ask her When I'm walking, I could get myself a croissant from the bakery And everybody is looking at me as if I have committed a crime As if I have committed a crime It says just do it But I don't wanna do it But I don't wanna just do it I don't wanna just do it I don't wanna just do it I do not wanna just do it Oh, what do you know? Well, what do you know? Oh, what do you know?