Everything She Ain’t

She ain't a peach you oughta be picking She ain't the cup of tea you oughta be sipping She treats you like you're broke, like you need fixing You ain't getting nothing back for all that you're giving And if you're good with who you're kissing, c'est la vie But I can show you what you're missing, yeah boy, I can be The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank I'm everything she is and everything she ain't She sees diamonds but I'm seeing stars You should leave her on an island, dance with me in this bar Honey, there's plenty of fish in the sea But if you take a second look, you'll see there's only one of me The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank I'm everything she is and everything she ain't She's all wrong for you Just the girl-next-door you know is right as rain The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank I'm everything she is and everything she ain't Yeah, I'm everything she is and everything she ain't