Well, I woke up late this mornin', saw some beer cans on the floor
Got a text from my ol' lady sayin' she ain't my lady no more
Went to the fast and fuckin' easy, got a sixer and some smokes
Gonna roll us up a fat one, we gon' kick on back in toke
Been schoolin' hard all week, time to throw it down
Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy southern Saturday, yeah
Now we headin' to the pool, I'm in my Walmart bathin' suit
Got a couple flats of Natty's and a funnel built for two
All my buddies have been drinkin', we've been sippin' Jack and Sprite
And we said, "Damn, thank God, we got our glasses on
'Cause these women lookin' right"
Woo!
Y'all step you all's ass on back, I'm belly floppin' in
Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy southern Saturday, yeah
Now we're just back home, gettin' cleaned up for the bar
Sippin' apple pie moonshine straight out of this jar
Grab my boots, brush my teeth, pick my good shirt off the floor
There's an Uber outside and we're goin' back for more, damn
I hope these dead turtle shots don't do me in
Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy southern Saturday
Yeah, it's a rowdy southern Saturday, yeah
