That's Not Me

You know we've all been there before I've got the t-shirt, I think I've got about four But I don't think they fit anymore I feel like everybody knows my name And that is why I always get the blame Oh what a shame And she's been telling me All kinds of lies She's done another runner What a surprise I tell you what I should have done When I had the chance I think I should have run She's just a girl from down the street The sort of girl you don't want your mother to meet I don't think that she's the one She's just another girl tryna have some fun Now we're all back here again I always knew we'd end up here in the end Cos I don't like your friends And she's been out With all the guys She's at another wedding What a surprise I tell you what I should have done When I had the chance I think I should have run She's just a girl from down the street The sort of girl you don't want your mother to meet I don't think that she's the one She's just another girl tryna have some fun And she's been telling me All kinds of lies She's done another runner What a surprise I tell you what I should have done When I had the chance I think I should have run Last time I seen her she was proper rotten And I don't care now cos I've forgotten And just because he's your neighbour Doesn't mean he won't give a favour I've seen you wondering round my ends Does your boyfriend drive you round the bend If you come with me I'll pick your peas And you don't have to get on your knees Last night out I think I missed you But I must admit I like your sister But I don't think that a bunch of flowers Will make up for what you did after hours They tell you they've got all the answers But the truth is they're just a bunch of chancers Is it that you're never wrong I'm going back to where I belong Now I'm learning that I can't win Especially when you're on the gin Are you saying that we should be I don't think so cos that's not me