You're so beautiful
You're so terrible
You're so beautiful
(Really?
Do me a fucking favour, mate
Grow up)
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Everything I ever wanted and more
That's what he called her
That's what he said out loud
When he saw his dinner lying there on the floor
He said, "Beautiful princess
You're a terrible waitress"
She thought, "How dare you"
She thought, "How fucking rude"
But there was a little part of her that had to agree
But some things you don't say
Some things you keep to yourself
How can you have the audacity to call me
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Waitress, waitress, waitress
Working for tips has never been this easy
Working for tips has never been so hard
Say that again, come on and make my day
You'll get a smack in the face with no service charge
Oh, fuck off
(Yeah, fuck off)
