Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody's Doing It)

He grew up three blocks away The same old neighborhood Spends too much time on his lawn When there's no football on Where did the time go? What's that on his face? Always thought we'd live forever I don't think we're up for that Get to bed by 9 p.m. We used to run wild in the streets now we complain When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud Now our tattoos are fading away And looking back it was all worth it The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it We're worked at all the same jobs We chased the same girls We played in all the same bands Each other's bestest man You had a heart attack I've got two bum knees We don't wanna live forever What the fuck is TikTok? Golf checkers, bingo, dominoes We used to run wild in the streets now we complain When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud Now our memories are fading away And looking back it was all worth it The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it All right, I don't think we can do bridges anymore We need a break Smells like Werther's Original in here And Old Milwaukee And Foldgers Are those New Balance? We used to run wild in the streets now we complain When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud Now the movies are cartoons and remakes of shit That was better when we played our music too loud Now our memories are fading away And looking back it was all worth it (and looking back it was all worth it) The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it Everybody's doing it Everybody's doing it Everybody's doing it The truth is getting old sucks But we're doing it right