Everything Happens to Me

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains Try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps Every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before she jumps Everything happens to me At first, I thought that you could break this jinx for me That love could turn the trick to end despair But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me Mortgaged all my castles in the air I have telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too Your answer was "Goodbye" and there was even postage due Fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you Everything happens to me At first, I thought that you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to end despair But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me Mortgaged all my castles in the air I have telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too Your answer was "Goodbye" and there was even postage due Fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you Everything happens to me, for me Everything happens to me