We Need a Bigger Dumpster

Coffee from the bank Fritos isn't free I only wanna be with other people like me Advil, Tylenol, there is no relief I only wanna be with other people like me Let's just assume for the sake of argument That chapstick causes chapped lips And sunscreen causes sunburns And music causes hearing loss And bottled water makes you thirsty And I am just a cat watching another cat on TV I lit a match, I threw it in the trash I tossed it all in the dumpster The dumpster fire got bigger Now we need a bigger dumpster And a book of matches Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I caught a cold I coughed on all my friends Now everyone is coughing on everybody else And we're coughing on our doctors And our doctors cough out Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I crossed the street against the light It backed up all the traffic The drivers start to get out And confront me in the intersection They are screaming Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine Doing improv, coffee, juice, or tea? I only wanna be with other people like me Seal Team 6 is here saging everything I only wanna be with other people like me Let's just assume for the sake of argument That chapstick causes chapped lips And sunscreen causes sunburns And music causes hearing loss And bottled water makes you thirsty And I am just a dog watching another dog on TV I lit a match, I threw it in the trash I tossed it all in the dumpster The dumpster fire got bigger Now we need a bigger dumpster And a book of matches Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I caught a cold I coughed on all my friends Now everyone is coughing on everybody else And we're coughing on our doctors And our doctors cough out Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I crossed the street against the light It backed up all the traffic The drivers start to get out And confront me in the intersection They are screaming Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I lit a match, I threw it in the trash I tossed it all in the dumpster The dumpster fire got bigger Now we need a bigger dumpster And a book of matches I caught a cold I coughed on all my friends Now everyone is coughing on everybody else And we're coughing on our doctors And our doctors cough out Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine I crossed the street against the light It backed up all the traffic The drivers start to get out And confront me in the intersection They are screaming Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is-