I Like to Hide in the Bathroom at Parties

One, two, three (Yeah) I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Well, I just wanna be out But I don't wanna be out So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Been the same since graduation, being social makes me shy Makes my heart have palpitations but I still want the invite So that I can decline Yeah, sometimes I force myself to leave my house and leave my shell Then I'm standing in a stranger's living room, my living hell I'm so tired, It's not my vibe My phone just died And that's why, I, I, I I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Well, I just wanna be out But I don't wanna be out So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) God, I'm such a people person, I've got two friends and a dog And my chronic introversion is iconic 'til it's not That's what she said before she left And now she's dancing in the kitchen with some other awful guy I can't help but over listen to his awesome pick-up lines My, oh my, it's such a vibe Swallow my pride And that's why I, I, I I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Well, I just wanna be out But I don't wanna be out So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (Yeah, yeah, yeah) I like to stand by the door with my car keys (I can make a great escape) Everyone's having a good time except me (Why was I born this way?) Well, I just wanna go home (Right now) But I don't wanna go home (Not now) So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties (I like to hide in the bathroom at parties) I'm not even sure what I came for (Came for) I'm not really angry, I'm just bored (Fucking bored) I, I, I, I