Another Samba

(1, 2, 3) This is just a little samba Yo man, I'm livin check to check Nibblin on a candybar Out on tour, economy size rental car Ask for cash but they give me the business And say the promoter can't pay So if this is just a little samba Then I'm broke with a microwave burrito and a Coke I spent my last dollar to pay my landlord She hates my music and took my extension cord So I clap on, clap off, Andy turn that rap off Gotta dress for less and buy my clothes half off I look ridiculous Little thugs staring at me when I step in the bus Wantin fisticuffs, I'm always feeling strained Cause my budget's tight like it was wrapped in cellophane And sure, I would rather be in the Bahamas But again, it's just a little samba [Chorus:] This is just a little samba This is just a little samba I make minimum wage (yeah you do) I wear the same sneakers (yeah you do) And man I need a haircut (yeah you do) (Yep) yeah you do (that's right) yeah you do You might spot me in a swap meet suit When I'm at award shows bouncers gimme the boot I own no home, I live in the garage Ain't even got a car so I borrow my moms Hold up, I got an email, it's a female She wants to know about Del, every detail It makes me sick but I can't afford a flu shot Chicks come fat and got the nerve to wear a tube top I got this one, she's a primate When I met her she was just the type of girl that make your eyes ache I made my pager vibrate, said I gotta use the phone (Where you going) late I have a model plane and a puzzle of a yacht You can bet that I sweat when the weather gets hot I travel a lot, to the store for my mama It's just a little samba [Chorus] I owe lots of money (yeah you do) I need to find a job (yeah you do) I gotta call a dentist (yeah you do) Yeah you do, yeah you do Well I star in home movies (yeah you do) I need a new label (yeah you do) I only date mongrels (yeah you do) Yeah you do, yeah you do Man, I stay on my mom's property (yeah you do) I got an old skateboard (yeah, yeah you do) I got a dog named Quentin Does your mom let you have the dog in the house Yeah sure, why not (that's cool)