Parmesan Cheese

When I get pasta at a restaurant And the waiter comes around With the parmesan cheese And he says, Parmesan? And I say, Please He gives me a spoonful And says, Would you like more? And I say, Sure As if it's no big deal As if it's not my reason for Choosing an Italian restaurant in the first place He looks at me and says, Is that good? Yeah, that's good, thanks I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed Why are they so stingy? Is there a shortage of parmesan? Is it really that expensive? I just want more cheese Is that so wrong? Just leave it at the table Let me serve myself for God's sake I'm a grown up I have rights And I will not be shamed for my cheese intake I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I will not remain silent I will not give in I will die before I let Big Parma win I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed So the next time you get pasta And the waiter comes around with the parmesan cheese And he says, Parmesan? And you say, Please Don't let him leave until your plate overflows And if he says, Say when Then you say, No! I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed Everybody! We always want more parmesan but we're embarrassed Don't be embarrassed We always want more parmesan but we're embarrassed Don't be embarrassed