Well Did You Evah!

I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man Is that what they're saying Well did you evah What a swell party this is And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl Unrequited love Sounds like pure soap opera I may cry What a swell party this is What frails What cocks What broads What jocks What furs, they're beautiful Why, I've never seen such yuppiety Neither did I It's all just too swellegant This French champagne Domestic So good for the brain That's what I was gonna say Well, you know you're a brilliant fellow Thank you, I am Drink up, Jim So, have you ever been out to L.A. lately No, no, not recently Well, I went there 'n' had a rent-a-car 'n' all Oh really I got invited to Pia's house, Pia Zadora's house Really Yeah Was that nice Well, I didn't go Oh It woulda been swell though Shoulda gone It woulda been elegant Elegant Oh wait, look who's coming in now Can you believe it I heard they dismantled Pickfair It wasn't elegant enough Yeah, probably full of termites It's great, it's grand Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah Wonderland La la la la la la la la la la la la lahhh We sing, so rare Like old Camembert Have you heard the dying star She got bit in the Astor bar Sauced again Well did you evah What a swell party this is Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah What a swell party What a swell party What a swellegant, elegant, smarty A smarty party A smarty party I am a smarty You are a smarty for coming to this party That's right Now piss off That's clever