The Telephone Always Rings

Hello It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone He who knocks is he that missed The 'Don't Disturb' sign on the door And he who called is he that dropped Invitations on the floor Sitting down and switching on The wooden box, the door is locked Switching off the world outside The party's over for the night It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone The telephone starts to ring, it rings The five-piece doorbell starts to chime The liquid clock burst into song It's out of tune, the timing's wrong It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone Lying down and soaking in The bubble bath, the door is locked Switching off the world outside The party's over for the night It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you come home to answer your telephone