American Wedding

Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours Instead it's one in the mornin' And DJ is patchin' up the cords Everybody's full of cake Staring at the floor Proper couples start to mumble That it's time to go People gotta get up early Yep, they gotta go People gotta get up early And she's got a boyfriend And this whole fucking thing Is just a one huge disappointment And nothing gets these bitches going Not even Gypsy Kings Nobody talks about my super theory Of super everything So be you Donald Trump Or be an anarchist Make sure that your wedding Doesn't end up like this I understand the cultures Of a different kind But here word celebration Just doesn't come to mind Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours