Bad Bad News

What is a man when he gives up his soul When his brains are in chains, and his heart has lost control? (Tell me more) How does a man who can see behind his head Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? What is a man when he turns on his friends? We've been tossed, hmm, now we're lost Just a wig full of split ends (now, that's the truth) How do we make our hero wide awake So that he can realize? That girl is bad, bad news, bad news Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble, nothing but stress Yes, she is bad, bad news, bad news (bad news) Our buddy Brett is gonna regret that he ever said yes The girl may be hot, but all that he's got is bad, bad news That girl is bad, bad news, bad news (very bad news) It's an invasion, it's like a war, or a zombie attack Whack! Goes the bad, bad news, bad news (Très bad!) We've been abandoned, left in the sand and we need him back They're kissing, they're dating It's so nauseating, it's bad, bad news Every minute we wait is an hour too late He has got to be freed from her spell Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her? Are we mean? Are we rude? Do we smell? He's a mess on the field, so our fate has been sealed Now it's time for our team to rebel His hormones have made him a fool and a clown If we don't solve it soon, then we're all going down The longer it goes, the worse it'll get So somebody's gotta tell Brett Yeah That girl is bad, bad news, bad news (she's so bad, yeah) She took our pal, she took our leader, and led him astray Hey, hey, she's totally bad, bad news, bad news (bad news!) Listen up, Brett, you're not ruined yet, we'll show you the way Get away from that noise, and come back to your boys Even though she has excellent shoes She's bad, bad, bad, bad Bad, bad, bad, bad news! Bad news!