Man Cold

Woke up with a headache, think I might just call out Tell them that my tooth hurts, I think they might all fall out I've got pain in my side, my tummy won't stop rumbling If I die in my sleep, tell my kids that I love them They say I'm dramatic, I call it premonition My disease is so rare, It's limited edition My wife thinks that I'm fine, she says I don't know true pain She's been pregnant 9 months, but I've been sick for two days Help me I think that I'm dying In the shower crying For someone to save me Oh man cold I think I need a coffin but for now I'm on the sofa You can call me Nyquil daddy, I'm the king of ibuprofen And the world just thinks I'm whining, but I'm on my way to heaven They're laughing at my fever which is 98.7 I'm a hero, I'm a saint If I stand up I might faint My wife thinks that I'm lame but my health is not a game She'll be sorry, she'll be sad, she'll be angry, she'll be mad And she'll have to tell our kids that their mama killed their dad Help me I think that I'm dying In the shower crying For someone to save me Oh man cold Man cold Man cold Man cold Man cold Man cold It's not in my head It's not in my head It's not in my head It's not in my head It's not in my head (Help me, I think that I'm dying) It's not in my head (In the shower crying) It's not in my head (For someone to save me) It's not in my head Oh Man Cold Man Cold Man Cold Man Cold