Conversations with Strangers

I like writing on walls, fuck you society, Dan Dan, this is actually a door, not a wall Regards, Society Follow your dreams, I literally only have nightmares Question everything Why? Yo, girl, on a scale of 1 to America How free are you tonight? (That's a great line, but underneath it somebody wrote) Germany 1942 Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why? Dude, I'm just trying to take a shit The chamber of secrets has been opened Then close your legs The future is in your hand, my dick is the future? If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to live in the closet (That's such a sweet thought, but underneath it someone wrote) Except R. Kelly Holy water, holy shit Is this as good as it's ever gonna get? Conversations with strangers that I have never met And will never meet in the future My dick is the future? Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits That's mean to you all the time, and fucks other dudes Stop white hipsters Laugh out loud? Please explain how Tom loves my Shaft, DVD with bonus features When I'm alone, I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce And pretend that I'm a meatball, don't judge me (But underneath that, understandably, someone wrote) Dude, we're totally judging The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad I fucked your mom! Shut up dad, you're drunk Open books, not legs, blow minds, not boys Why can't I do both? "Big tits can't make up for a small ass But a big ass can make up for small tits" (And then someone put quotes around it and ascribed it to) Abraham Lincoln Holy water, holy shit Is this as good as it's ever gonna get? Conversations with strangers that I have never met And will never know if I meet in the future My dick is the future? For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful For a good time call, your dad, he misses you For a good time, call 867-5309 For a good time, call me Ishmael Good luck out there human Good luck out there human