Beach House

Boy number one made a picnic for two Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute Until I found out that his mom made the food It was good, though Boy number two had a beautiful face I highly agreed to go back to his place His wife really had some impeccable taste She was sweet, though I've been on this ride This rollercoaster's a carousel And I'm getting nowhere Boys around the world, I want to believe that When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season I can see the future, say it like you mean it I've got a beach house in Malibu And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings I'm probably gonna hurt your- Boy number 12 had a look in his eyes Brought up his ex and he started to cry Told me he loved me the very first night Oh, no Who knows what I'm in for with? Boy number-, I can't keep count anymore I've been on this ride This rollercoaster's a carousel And I'm getting nowhere Boys around the world, I want to believe that When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season I can see the future, say it like you mean it I've got a beach house in Malibu And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings I'm probably gonna hurt your- Got a weekend in paradise And I'm probably gonna never call you (I'm probably gonna hurt your-) I got big plans to take care of you I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars (I'm probably gonna hurt your-) I got a lake house in Canada And I'm probably gonna harvest your organs (I'm probably gonna hurt your-) I've got a beach house in Malibu And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings Boys around the world, I want to believe that When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season I can see the future, say it like you mean it I've got a beach house in Malibu And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings