The Bad Touch

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined To make me rise an hour early Just like Daylight Savings Time You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me You and me You and me You and me Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt Only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion Of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine "Tool Time," you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me You and me You and me You and me You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel