Love Is a Mutt From Hell

This is a story about a friend of mine He is abnormally intelligent But he could bust a phatty rhyme Even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed When the girl who he lives with came to town And he let her take him away from me And so I had to ask him how That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me!" She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee!" I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me Because her love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without Your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without, oh That's why I'm talking to you now Sarah lives with Bradley now I guess that is how she wants her shit He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday And she sat down and spilled her guts to me That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me!" He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me Because his love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without His love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without, oh Talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking to Talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you now! Because your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without Your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell That I can't live without, oh That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now