I Like It Both Ways

Johnny is a guy who can't make up his mind He says, "I like it both ways" Johnny's world is inside out His daddy thinks he's insane He goes out on the town Flashes around, is his mind deranged? Couples walk by, he watches them all To him, they're all the same I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways Johnny's with a Julie, he tells her she's his girl Says, "I'll love you always" She got to love to find within His schizophrenic mind because he likes it both ways One day, it's a rose, another day a thorn He just can't make the choice Like when he seems so hard to find He can't make up his mind between a high or low-pitched voice I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways Hello (hi) I like it both ways (what are you doing tonight? Mm, well) Mm, I like it both ways (hello) (Alright, what are you doing tonight?) (Oh, well) Johnny is a guy who can't make up his mind He says, "I like it both ways" Johnny's world is inside out His daddy thinks he's insane Insane (insane) Insane (insane) Insane (insane) Insane (insane) Oh, Insane (insane) Oh I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways I like it both ways Oh, I like it both ways