Nothing Rhymes With Sausage

Eyes in the dark, looking for the light Smelling kind of funny, giving me a fright Vinegar is great when it's on a sausage But in a jar of eyes Eh, eyes, ehm In a jar of sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with it Eyes in the jar make me feel sick Looking through the glass, bring a bucket quick I wish I didn't eat the chips and battered sausage It tasted really good but, uh Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage (No way) What about orange? (No way) Does it rhyme with porridge? (No way) Could it rhyme with storage? (No way) Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with sausage Nothing rhymes with it