When I first saw you, I was so confused
'Cause if anyone would wave, I doubted it'd be you
Skip a week and we were pretty good friends
But then you opened your mouth
And I thought it would never end
Sharon, it's early in the morning
Your take on the great financial crisis isn't for me
Sharon, just wait up
It's boring
Go and pester someone that isn't me
And when it's time to go
She won't know the answer to what's been going on
And it goes to show
Despite reading the Financial Times
Being left with nothing to say
Thе world lives another day
Now and then I think of when you screwed me over
Sending me messages at night on your flip screen Motorola
You see we talk for 20 minutes
Then I always leave you on read
12 texts in a row is the last thing that I need
Sharon, it's early in the morning
Your take on the great financial crisis isn't for me
Sharon, just wait up
It's boring
Go and pester someone that isn't me
And when it's time to go
She won't know the answer to what's been going on
And it goes to show
Despite reading the Financial Times
Being left with nothing to say
The world lives another day
