The Elf Song

Every day is a grind Them elves working six-day weeks no raise in sight Santa only pay 'em cookies when they working that overtime Gotta make that quota, can't do it in a nine to five That ain't right Let's talk about fairness Elf awareness This is the elf song Sitting on the shelf song Working with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on I blame Santa Claus And his North Pole operation Ain't a good look paying candy cane wages R-E-S-P-E-C-T Give 'em some Put your hands up for the elves This is the elf song This is the elf song This is the elf song Alright They only stand two-feet tall Or maybe three, maybe four, but the point is elves are small Still make enough toys for a million shopping malls Size don't matter, even Santa can't do it all Elves are the bomb This is the elf song Giving them the credit song Working with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on I love Santa Claus And his North Pole operation But it ain't a good look paying M&M wages R-E-S-P-E-C-T Give 'em some Put your hands up for the elves This is the elf song This is the elf song Let's talk about fairness Elf awareness This is the elf song Elfin' every day song Dancing with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on High five Santa Claus And his North Pole operation Word on the street is the elves got raises R-E-S-P-E-C-T Give 'em some Put your hands up for the elves This is the elf song Yeah, this is the elf song This is the elf song Yeah, this is the elf song Put your hands up everyone This is the elf song, elfin' every day song Yeah, this is the eff song (dancing with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on) This is the elf song Yeah, this is the elf song