Institutionalized 2014

Yo, I came home from work the other day I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair And play a little X-box, you know, relax a little Then my wife comes in, she starts telling me I play too much X-box I said, "What the fuck do you mean, this is just how I relax Can I just play a little X-box?" Then she says, "I saw on Oprah today That guys who play video games don't love their wives" I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah" I give a fuck, I wanna play my video games I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man You better worry about your motherfucking self I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on X-box She said, "You seem like you have a anger problem Maybe you need some help" I'm like, "Bitch, call the police now" Gonna be institutionalized, you'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have anything to say, they'll brainwash you 'til you see they way I'm not crazy, institution You're the one that's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself The other day I go on the internet I'm just trying to check my e-mail So I put in my password - It says I have an invalid password I know my fuckin' password So then it says go to customer service So I get on customer service I start talking to this dude This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit He says to me "Whats your first dogs name?" I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was! What the fuck's the matter with you? I just want my password! Gimme my fuckin' password! So then he ends up giving me my password And he says "Your password has been sent to your e-mail address" I'm like, "I can't get in my e-mail address What about "can't get in my e-mail address, do you not understand motherfucker?" He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem You should have that checked out" Ahh! I'm not crazy, institution You're the one that's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They put me in a institution, they said it was the only solution To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself The other day I'm just sittin' alone On lunch break at my job Trying to eat a ham sandwich Got little potato chips on the side, little kool-aid This motherfucker walks up to me and says: Are you gonna eat that? Like yeah I'm gonna eat that What the fuck you think I'm gonna do, Shove it up your ass? Do you understand that that pork can kill you? Look motherfucker Pork is not gonna kill me, Unless they figure a way To shoot it out of a fucking gun! But I might kill you if you keep fuckin' with me! He says, "Hey calm down, I'm a vegan Fuck, a vegan I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker Just step away from my fucking sandwich He said, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-aid?" I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in a human body Do you wanna see it motherfucker?" He said, "Oh my God, you need therapy, you have an anger problem" Ahh I'm not crazy, institution You're the one that's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself Suicidal