Naked and Famous

I can't explain glacial motion Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean I can't unfold the layers of mystery Or piece together the tragedy of history 'Cause those lucky suckers, they don't have to work Big 3D billboards and big 30 foot smurfs And everyone wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked and famous And I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it I met a DJ who lived in seclusion Reality and sobriety were her only delusions And those lucky bastards, they didn't have to work Big 3D billboards and big 30 foot smurfs And everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked and famous Woo! A woo-hoo-hoo! Wow! A woo-hoo-hoo! Well don't get a nose bleed Don't get upset We can't be naked and famous just yet There's a big ol' dollar sign on the sunset strip And you can send your friend a postcard It ain't worth the trip Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked (A wow-wow-yeah) A woo-hoo-hoo! Woo! And everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked And famous