Discord's Smallest Violin

My mother left me at the age of three She was actually a tree From the IRS I flee I won't pay my taxes, see My dad left me for a goddamn flea Forgot to clean up last year's pee I need a fucking therapist Or just some coffee, can't resist (Oh my god) that's so insane (Holy shit) my house is in flames Yesterday, I lost my rubber band I kinda wish I had my rubber band Jesus Christ! Where is my rubber band? (Rubber band, hey!) Be careful I am violent The 'T' in that is silent I'm higher than the mother-fucking moon (Fuck you, fuck you) I turned my shit to smithereens You deserve no goddamn sympathy I put all of my piss in a balloon My mom left me at the age of three And she turned right into a tree Damn I got a small PP IRS chasing after me All my friends are manscaping They're so good at manscaping I'm so scared of cutting it Is that really funny bitch (Holy fuck) leave me alone (Holy fuck) that's Post Malone! Next to him, I feel so damn alone Oh damn, wait, he's really stoned I wonder if he's got games on his phone The world smallest poop ever, really needs some salt and pepper So if I cannot buy it somewhere soon (The fuck, the fuck) My ass will be in smithereens I'll get inside my submarine And get as high as the fucking moon (moon, moon, moon) Somewhere in the Spider-verse Somewhere I have got it worse I struggle to make the next verse Someone's ass must really hurt The world's smallest peepee poo Really needs some whipped cream dude So if I do not find it somewhere soon My bumhole burns, I'm full of beans I wonder what the hell he means Despite attempts, I'm never clean My ass feels like it's make believe "The fuck" is what I'm wondering No matter what I can't achieve I feel just like Lighting McQueen The holy water's what I need This channel seems like hell to me My eyes now need a bunch of bleach Oh my god, so many bees Bartender please, sex on the beach So let me shitpost in this channel dude