Modern Day Ripoff

She twisted my arm and I bought the farm The law on her side, I wish I could hide I'm guilty as sin, but I know how to win I don't know how to die, I don't know how to cry I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain I carry the ball, I carry it all And when I am done, I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind, I'm so sorry I signed This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off Modern age rip off Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off I got shit in my bucket, I wish I could say "Fuck it" Publicity target, each day I enlarge it A respectable person would not do so much cursing At least I'm still kicking, am I smart or chicken? I ran out of blow a long time ago I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher Modern age rip off, modern age rip off Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off Modern age Rip off, rip off, rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off Rip off (ohh), rip off (ahh) Oh-ah, I'm dying here