S.O.S. (Too Bad)

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' thing's glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only tell her lover, she be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt lickin' bitties Bogies hun, stinkin' of gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Loose old lady My Mama, Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she should have thought twice When Pa showed his dice The night they put my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad It's too bad You know, it's too bad Ah, it's too bad