Chosen to Deserve

We always started by tellin' all our best stories first So now that it's been awhile, I'll get around To tellin' you all my worst Just so you know what you signed up for What you're dealin' with Just so you know what you've been chosen to deserve I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve I used to drink 'til I threw up on weeknights at my parents' house My friends all took Benadryl 'Til they could see shit crawlin' up the walls One of those times, my friend took a little too much He had to get his stomach pumped They took him over to the hospital And told us he was lucky to survive I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve, ohh I was out late, sneakin' into the neighborhood pool Then I woke up early and taught at the Sunday school If you're lookin' for me I'm in the back of an SUV Doin' it in some cul-de-sac Underneath a dogwood tree I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve I went to school about three days out of the week Watered down all the liquor And then pissed outside in the street Now all the drugs are gettin' kinda borin' to me Now everywhere is loneliness and it's in everything Thank God that I was chosen to deserve you 'Cause I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve