Luigi Vs. Tails

Video game rap battles! Player 1: Tails Player 2: Luigi Fight! An engineer of lyrics, never fearin' any test Appears that Mario is missing, so I'm facing second best Pest, this fox is feastin' on this fat furry raccoon And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you're number two It's Coward vs. Prower, you don't want to play bro I'll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado I'll pass it to the plumber, but nobody gives a crap Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat Usually, I wouldn't battle little kids like you But based on your youth, you're used to being bullied and abused I'm exterminating you, just call me animal control And son you best respect your elders, you're just eight years old An inventor like yourself should realize you've been one upped It doesn't take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums Soar all that your heart desires, you'll still wind up under When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder! With all your fireballs, you still can't make a proper roast You sucked so much that you would Think that you were rapping against a ghost In terms of games, I've got the most I've been a pro since the first day While you were meant for gamer's little bros, too young to really play Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me Don't you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi? Oh so you talking down to me, acting like that you are all tough? Kid, you look like something I would whereas a power up You must be afraid, but I know you can't run away 'Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight Your year came and went, so no matter how hard you try to flow You'll forever be recognized as the Green Mario You're a freak of nature with those tails spinning round I think it's time that this defected dog is finally put down Your adventure ends here, I'll use all my star power To be sure, your speed now reads No Miles Per hour Game over Choose your character Video game rap battles!