You wanna do sex, but you're filled with doubt
What if my penner gets shy and nothing comes out?
Just remember what I told you when you're feeling afraid
Even that guy, Forrest Gump, he once got laid
I wanna do sex on a lady
But I'm not really sure, I can
Make my peener puke like a baby
But there's a couple things I don't understand
Do like the birds, do the bees
And make my wee-wee sneeze in a lady
(Come on, Steve, you gotta believe in yourself, baby)
Okay, I'm confident now!
I'll spiff up my little fellow, make it stand up proud
And when my cherry pops, it's gonna be awesomely loud (oh, yeah!)
I'll chew on her hair, I'll lick on her face
Then I'll go number three in her lady place
(Yeah, baby, yeah, baby)
I'm gonna do sex on a lady
And that lady's gonna do sex on me (that's right, baby)
We'll be just like a mommy and daddy
Yeah, we're gonna touch parts where we pee (we will)
We're gonna fill each other with goo
Play hide the sausage (and maybe some bacon too)
Oh, I'm not gonna stop 'til I'm through doing sex on a lady
(You got a beautiful voice, man)
(I know I tell you all the time)
(But you the man, baby)
