Ugly
I'm ugly, I'm uglier than you
I got a paper bag on my hat rack
So my ugly little head can get through the day
I'm the disaster, I'm the Hindenburg
I'd show my ugly face if I had the nerve
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together,
So that's why
Oh, sometimes I worry about myself
I am ugly
I'm a weirdo, I'm weirder than you
Stole my neighbor's mail, paid all his bills
And when he came to thank me, I told him, go fuck yourself
'Cause I'm bananas, I'm the whole damn bunch
Throw me in a basket case, put me in the lunch
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together,
So that's why
Oh, sometimes I worry about myself
I am ugly
Hey man, can I ask you something, man?
Uh ha, do you think I'm ugly?
Can I be honest? (yeah)
You're a fucking idiot
I'm ugly, I'm an alley cat
Screams on a black box, bully and rat
And my mirror is afraid to tell me the truth
That I'm ugly, but so are you
Couple handles show how much you can coo
And that's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together
Ugly
