The Digger

Straight off the top of my head I told the best lie I know that I don't even have to try. I just fill up a drink, start talking 'bout the markets Fill up a shot, no money in my pockets Before I leave I go pretend to pay, And then I ditch a taxi on the way to her place Because pretty little girl you may look so nice But digging for that gold you'll have to pay the price I can't wait for you to go and take my "money" away The digger says, give me the keys please to the benzee Maybe some money too She says the talk of the riches has got her suspicious of you She knows what's going on and it won't be long until it's through So it is time for you to go and make your move But break it down slowly cause surely she'll know your a phoney And you'll be screwed by the girl that you thought you knew But when in doubt, Because at the end of the day when it rolls around These are the words you should say Girl I'm sure you are nice and you are funny But only to the boys that be giving you money Wouldn't even give the poor boy, no, the time of day When you're turning him down turning him down He didn't have the chance to say Girl I'm sure at the rate that you are digging You'll end up at the bottom of a hole, but you'll fit right in With all those doctors and those lawyers waiting for you At the end of the day, so you can go at take, Take their money away