Plugged in Parody (feat. Pubez The Engineer)

Shawtys like a melody In my bed Got me screamin "uh yeah" when she gimme head Shawtys like a melody May catch a felony Beatin' up dat pussy till its fuckin' dead Bitch, remember the first time that we met I was at Westfield, baitin' out your sister for being a sket No cap, you smelt of sweat Like a worker at CEX In 10 minutes I got you undressed In 10 secs I came on your breast Yes, mans got game, like HsTikkyTokky If you want your fanny fisted, just tell me, I can fist it properly I'm the Shrek to your Fiona but fuck me you look like donkey If you stay with me through hard times You better stay when its floppy And girl I'm sorry, for the times I fucked your Dad Shoulda never did it but I did Man I didn't realise it would get you so mad Not my fault, he's a fit lad With a big cock and that dad bod It's hard to resist what he had Can we have a three way shag Jk, unless you are up for that Bare times you be actin' like a twat Got you a Wii fit when you were fat But you didn't care, you spoilt brat They think you're with me for the cheddar But that's all cap The only cheddar I give you, is pullin' my foreskin back I know that we sometimes argue I know that we sometimes fight We've been on Jeremy Kyle twice Cus I hit you with a left right right But at least your face was alright I couldn't fuck that up much more Let's forget the times I've fucked up And I'll fuck you, on the floor Shawtys like a melody Nah, shawtys jarrin But until I find a fitter girl, imma let shawty be my darling Let's sit back, roll a spliff and go Burger King for a date I'll pick you up on my eScooter and the following song will play