Hetero Heaven

I'm the devil himself I escaped from hell I snuck into heaven But I'm not doing too well All the people are drab They call Jesus dad They're all into Disney And they say things are rad What a truly awful thing to see Heaven's full of straights With no taste for finer things Send me back to hell I'm begging please At least I'll be burning with some good people like me They're all vanilla in bed Guys think it's gross to give head Thеy color code their children And think it's gay to have friends I can't believe that I came here They never make women cum here! They have no real talent But they sing all fucking day here What a truly awful thing to see Heaven's full of straights With no taste for finer things Send me back to hell, I'm begging please At least I'll be burning with some good people like me Hell is full of poets, artists, singers, and the like Hell is full of people who can keep you up all night Hell is for the liberated, not the faint of heart So lock those cunts in heaven or I'll tear their shit apart What a truly awful thing to see Heaven's full of straights With no taste for finer things Send me back to hell, I'm begging please At least I'll be burning with some good people like me