FLorida Man

A shocking story tonight from Florida Police say a Florida Man was arrested for allegedly keeping a boa constrictor in his home... Florida Man allegedly fornicates with police... Tonight, unbelievable news from Florida... ...his face, Florida Man attempts to sell baby... Florida Man was arrested and charged with assault... For throwing an alligator through the drive... Details still emerging... Big news from Florida today... Down where rebel flags meet Mickey Mouse Down where the wild west meets the dirty south A phenomenon that can't be explained Goes by, goes by the name of Florida Man Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask Is it something in the water makes him act this way? Is it the Nancy Light, the crystal meth or cocaine? He don't drink and drive, he drinks when he's stopped at traffic lights I'm not even surprised when I hear that he married the carnival ride Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask Florida Man takes an alligator for beer bruns at the liquor store Florida Man makes love while he's handcuffed in a cop car Florida Man swears that one day his turtle army will make 'em pay Florida Man is insane, he boils pains with live grenades Outrageous video of a Sunday... Florida Man abducts and eats his victims... A thousand chance to get shot... A video has gone viral...