If I Were Rock & Roll

If I were a NASCAR man going 'round and 'round Yeah, you know I'd be number three If I were the best damn football in the south I'd be the SEC And if I were a Velcro stitched up stars and stripes You can bet I'd be flying proud Or pressed on the chest of America's best Putting bad dudes in the ground And if I were rock and roll I'd be a middle finger in your face If I were a lost soul I'd be in church more than just Sunday And if for some reason I was Jesus I'd have a lot of forgiving to do And if I weren't a fool Girl, I'd still be with you If I were a granddaddy rocking on a rocking chair I'd have a grandson on my lap If I were a first time there, front porch stare I'd pray she kissed me back If I were a rebel kid meeting with the man Hearing Johnny Don't Do That With a guitar strapped, I'd go all black Tell 'em all to kiss my ass If I were rock and roll I'd be a middle finger in your face If I were a lost soul I'd be in church more than just Sundays And if for some reason I was Jesus I'd have a lot of forgiving to do And if I weren't a fool Girl, I'd still be with you Yeah, I'd still be with you If I were a smart man I wouldn't just write you a song Straight from the heart and And pray you turned it on No, I'd step it up and I'd mean it When I look into your eyes And I'd be on my way to Denver And I'd be holding you tonight If I were rock and roll I'd be a middle finger in your face If I were a lost soul I'd be in church more than just Sundays And if for some reason I was Jesus I'd have a lot of forgiving to do And if I weren't a fool Girl, I'd still be with you Yeah, I'd still be with you I'd still be, oh, I'd still be with you I'd still be, oh, I'd still be, oh I'd still be with you Yeah, I'd still be with you