I got a woman
She's getting kind of fat
That's all right, Barbara
Right back up like that
She's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama
One with the big wide screen
Built like a brick house built up from the ground
Every time I see her, my love, come down
She's my big hip woman
Pretty thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama, the one with the big wide screen
36, 24, 43 in the hip, but just a little bit more
She's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama
The one with the big wide screen
Wearing a dress that the sun come shine through
I couldn't believe all that there belong to you
She's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama, the one with the big wide screen
Wide hips, ha-ha, pretty face
She may pick up a little weight, but it's all, in the right place
She's my big hip woman
Pretty thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama
The one with the big wide screen
Little in the waist like a wasp
Deep across the hip like a stallion horse
She's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
She's my TV mama
The one with the big wide screen
She's been to the doctor, get her tummy tuck
She lost a little weight
She still got a big ole, you know what
She's my big hip woman, one with the big wide screen
She's my TV mama
You know the kind I mean
Oh Lord, TV mama
