Rode Hard

Found her on Craigslist, kinda deal I couldn't miss Still, she ain't been wet in a minute Lined her up and strapped her in Backed her down the road and then Took her top off down by the river (woo-ooh) With a little TLC, she was beggin' for me Said I'd take it slow instead And she was revved up and ready (one, two, three) To get rode hard and put up wet Every time I throttled down She was splashin' on the deck The buoys were bouncin' I was up and down And gettin' all I could get Rode hard and put up wet So wet, so wet, so wet So wet, so wet, so wet (so wet) When I took her out again She told me to bring a friend Both of us would go motorboatin' (so precise) She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy From the front to the back end The waves were a-slappin' Rode hard (rode hard) and put up wet Every time I throttled down She was splashin' on the deck The buoys were bouncin' I was up and down And gettin' all I could get Rode hard and put up wet So wet, so wet, so wet So wet, so wet, so wet She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy From the front to the back end The waves were a-slappin' One, two, three! Rode hard (so hard) and put up wet Every time I throttled down She was splashin' on the deck The buoys were bouncin' I was up and down And gettin' all I could get Rode hard and put up wet So wet, so wet, so wet So wet, so wet, so wet (I reckon, it's ah, time to load her up) So wet, so wet, so wet (time to go out, never talk like I own her) Rode hard and put up wet