Jingle Bell Parody

Stroke on my, lick my, Suck on my C*&^ It's the first time for you, so here's what you do Unzip me and strip me and show me you care Don't go ripping out my pubic hair Reach for my grab for my pull at my C*&^ You can do it with ease, just get on your knees Soon you'll be tasting sperm Do it right now and don't bite now Drag your tongue across my meat If you give me head, there's no need to spread By now you should know a blowjob can't beat Faster now, deeper now into your throat The secret is not to choke Take my shaft by it's face, stuff the whole thing in your face That's how you Suck on my C*&^ You make my D*&^ swell As I moan and yell, heed the warning when I scream Although your throat is sore, you'll have to open more To gasp your last breath before I shoot my cream Slurp it up, Lick it up, Don't ever stop Swallow every last drop Now that you eat my meat, I'll never have to beat my meat Thanks for stroking my- Thanks for Licking my- Thanks for sucking my C*&^