I thought that I could win
This race that we're all in
But you called me up with first place news
You say you attempted suicide
Does it count, if you didn't die?
In the race to be the saddest guy
In the race to be the saddest guy
In the race to be the saddest guy
In the race to be the saddest guy
You wear your hands inside your sleeves
I get it, what you mean
They match the bags under your eyes
I'm gonna have to step it up
If I care, to win this
The race to be the saddest guy
The race to be the saddest guy
The race to be the saddest guy
The race to be the saddest guy
I'm in the race to be the saddest guy
Does it count more, 'cause you wear it on your sleeve?
Doesn't make much more, sense to me
Does it count more, 'cause you wear it on your sleeve?
Doesn't make much more, sense to me
I'm in the race to be the saddest guy
