Third Rock from the Sun

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun She walks into Smokey's, one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines He likes the way she looks, so he calls the little wife Says "Don't wait up for me, I'll be working late tonight" Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears Calls her sister up and cries, "Get over here" Sister tells her boyfriend, "Be back in a while" Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute His car drives away with teenagers in it The driver tells his buddies, "Got one life to live" They scream into the night, let's get it over with 'Cause and effect, chain of events All of the chaos makes perfect sense When you're spinnin' round Things come undone Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb Truck hits a big boy in the Shoney's parking lot Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks Lines go down, town goes dark Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall Cops ring up the mayor says, "There's panic in the street We hate to wake you up, but we can't find the chief" Mayor says, "Use your head, if he ain't in his car He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's bar" 'Cause and effect, chain of events All of the chaos makes perfect sense When you're spinnin' round Things come undone Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun 'Cause and effect, chain of events All of the chaos makes perfect sense When you're spinnin' round Things come undone Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun