Enormous Penis

Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when you're all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody's there to throw you a line If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string 'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues) I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop) I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are coming to stay I gotta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis And everything is goin' my way (ba-doo-bop-bop) Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da Pe-ee-ee-nis Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula Everybody! I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doo-bop-bop) I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are coming to stay Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster) Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder) Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter) Everything is goin' my way Yumm