Don't Bend (My Friend)

Since day 1 you make no money You belong to this "spare-wheel" kinda band Last minute spot at 3A.M Don't bend! My friend Sitting in your red van, you back hurts Do you really think it's worth it boy? Get some sleep, sunglasses on Don't bend! My friend Easier to get beer than food What you want is a fucking piece of bread You're so wasted sleeping on mold Don't bend! My friend Same shitty chorus again and again "Don't ask for more! You're kidding me boy?" "Keep in mind you're no ticket sellers!" "You got it now? You're no ticket sellers!" The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend Burn your savings in stupid PR shit Hug buddies you've never really met Prove on socials you're the raddest band in town Don't bend! My friend Same dirty scroungers at backstage parties "Don't ask for more! You know I did my best" "Keep in mind, you're no ticket sellers" "Like I said: You're no ticket sellers" The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend The only thing that matters is pre-sales It's not about music, it's about pre-sales Tutorials to increase your pre-sales Don't bend! My friend